Here are 20 random bad pickup lines that most of us have heard as a joke at some point. If you have actually ever used any of these lines, shame on you!
• Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!
• I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?
• I love every bone in your body... especially mine!
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
• Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
• Do you work at Subway? Because you are giving me a foot long.
• I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
• Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
• Great legs, what time do they open?
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
• You're hot, I'm ugly. Let’s make average babies.
• I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?
• If I tossed this quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?
• That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too.
• I'm going to have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it!
• Want to play carnival? Sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
• Sex is a killer, want to die happy?
• Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
• I'm a hurdle, do you want to jump me?
Please feel free to add additional bad pickup lines in the comments!
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